The babies were unusually rough yesterday, then didn’t sleep well last night. It didn’t help that I was already up late testing this recipe. I woke up super tired and making some dumb mistakes as I was getting ready for work. It made me realize how many dumb things I’ve done out of sleep deprivation over the past few years. Here are some of the mishaps that incurred, for your enjoyment.
10: Massaged a big glob of Olay face wash between my palms and then put it in my hair
9: Peanut buttered both sides of the sandwich I was making
8: Shaved one leg but not the other
7: Couldn’t remember if what I was rinsing out was shampoo or conditioner so,quite possibly, re-conditioned
6: Forgot to put on a bra before going to work. You can imagine how *sexy* that was. I Wore my coat all day so as not to burn the corneas of my first graders.
5. Many times I’ve gotten out of the shower, not having washed my hair. I had to get back in, of course.
4. Almostput formula in my coffee instead of milk
3. Filled my coffee mug with milk instead of coffee. Giggled, drank it down, then did it again!
2. Poured coffee into my or my son’s cereal bowl
1. Put diaper rash cream on my toothbrush
That’s all for now! I’m glad I can end my list of dumb things there. In the comments, finish the sentence “I was so tired that I_________.” I’d love to hear what you have done while living in a state of exhaustion!
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